What Size Bathmate Should I Get

So, you've decided to join the Bathmate crew, huh? Welcome, my friend! You're about to embark on a journey that's gonna make you feel like a whole new you. But first things first, let's talk size. I mean, we're all about being comfortable and happy, right?

Know Your Starting Point

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let's get real for a sec. Measure up, buddy! Grab your trusty ruler or measuring tape and wrap it around your erect penis at the thickest point. That's your girth, my friend. Now, don't go getting all shy on me, this is important stuff!

Once you've got that number, it's time to convert it into inches. If you're not already there, that is. Now, don't go rounding down to make yourself feel better. We're all about honesty here, remember?

Bathmate's Got You Covered

Alright, so you've got your measurement. Now let's see what Bathmate's got to offer. They've got a whole range of sizes, from the Hydro7 all the way up to the HydroXtreme11. It's like choosing a pair of jeans, but, you know, for your pride and joy.

Let's break it down, shall we?

Hydro7 & HydroXtreme7

These two are the entry-level guys. The Hydro7 is perfect if you're measuring in at 5 inches or less. It's like the training wheels of the Bathmate world. The HydroXtreme7, on the other hand, is for those of you who are around 5 inches but want a bit more oomph. It's got a handball pump for extra suction power.

Hydro7 Wide Boy & HydroXtreme Wide Boy

Now, if you're a bit more, shall we say, generously endowed, these might be your guys. They're designed for those of you measuring in at 6.5 inches or more. The Hydro7 Wide Boy is great for beginners, while the HydroXtreme Wide Boy is for those who want to take things up a notch.

HydroXtreme9 & HydroXtreme11

Alright, big boy, listen up. If you're measuring in at 7 inches or more, these are your guys. The HydroXtreme9 is perfect for those of you who want to see some serious gains, while the HydroXtreme11 is for those who are already packing some serious heat and want to take things to the next level.

The Ultimate Bathmate Sizing Chart: Find Your Perfect Fit

Now, don't go thinking that just because you can fit into a bigger Bathmate, you should. It's all about comfort, remember? You want something that's gonna fit like a glove, not a too-tight sock.

But What If I'm Not Sure?

Hey, it's okay if you're feeling a bit unsure. It's a big decision, after all. If you're really not sure, you could always start with the Hydro7. It's got a universal fit, so it's perfect for beginners. Plus, it's always easy to upgrade later on if you find you need something a bit bigger.

And remember, folks, it's not just about size. It's about what feels good for you. Don't be afraid to experiment a bit. After all, you've got nothing to lose but a bit of time and maybe some water.

So, What's It Gonna Be?

Alright, buddy, you've got the lowdown. Now it's time to make your decision. Remember, it's all about what feels right for you. And hey, if you're still feeling unsure, there's always the Bathmate Size Calculator to help you out.

So, what's it gonna be? The Hydro7? The HydroXtreme11? Or maybe something in between? Whatever you choose, just remember, you're doing something amazing for yourself. You're investing in your confidence, your pleasure, and your overall well-being. And that, my friend, is something to be proud of.

Now go forth, make your choice, and get ready to see some seriously impressive results. You've got this!