Inland Empire Magazine Best Of 2016

Alright Folks, Gather 'Round! It's Time for the Inland Empire's Best of 2016 Roast!

So, you think you know the Inland Empire? You've got your favorite burger joint, your go-to taco spot, and you're pretty sure the best view in town is from your buddy's backyard hot tub. Well, hold onto your hats, because we're about to turn your world upside down with the Inland Empire Magazine's Best Of 2016! It's like prom night for local businesses, and we've got the yearbook to prove it.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Local

First up, we've got the Best Place to Pretend You're a Local. Now, don't get us wrong, we love our transplants. But if you're gonna be here, you've gotta act like you've been here. And that means knowing where to get the best date night spot that's not a chain. So, drumroll please... the winner is Morton's The Stockman's Steakhouse! It's been here since the dinosaurs, and it's still serving up steaks that'll make you say, "Yep, I'm a local alright. Pass the A.1."

Best Reason to Never Leave Your House

Next up, we've got the Best Reason to Never Leave Your House. Because let's face it, sometimes the only thing standing between you and a perfect day is the fact that you have to, you know, leave. But not with this winner! Amazon Prime has got your back. With free two-day shipping and a streaming service that'll make you forget what cable even is, you can stay in your PJs, order a pizza, and binge-watch your way to happiness. And if anyone asks, you're just "working from home".

Best Place to Pretend You're a Celebrity

Now, if you do decide to leave the house, you might as well do it in style. Which brings us to the Best Place to Pretend You're a Celebrity. And the winner is... Morongo Casino, Resort & Spa! With their swanky rooms, fancy restaurants, and a spa that'll make you feel like you're floating on a cloud, you can live it up like you're the star you always knew you were. Just don't forget to tip the paparazzi.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Time Traveler

But maybe you're more of a history buff. Maybe you want to feel like you're stepping back in time. Well, lucky for you, we've got just the place. The Best Place to Pretend You're a Time Traveler goes to Mission Inn Hotel & Spa! This place is like a living museum. With its Spanish Colonial architecture, historic suites, and a rooftop that'll make you feel like you're in a medieval castle, you can channel your inner Doc Brown and enjoy a little trip through time.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Rock Star

Alright, enough with the pretending. Let's get real. You're a rock star. You know it, we know it, and the Best Place to Pretend You're a Rock Star knows it too. And that's why we're giving it to The Grove Theatre! This place has seen its fair share of legends, and now it's your turn to take the stage. So dust off your air guitar, warm up those vocal cords, and give 'em hell. Just don't forget to take a selfie with the ghost of Elvis first.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Food Critic

But let's be real, the only thing better than pretending to be someone else is pretending to be someone who gets to eat all the time. Which brings us to the Best Place to Pretend You're a Food Critic. And the winner is... Spaggi's! With their mouthwatering Italian cuisine, elegant atmosphere, and a wine list that'll make you feel like you're in Tuscany, you can finally live out your dream of being that guy on TV who gets paid to eat. Just don't tell them you're not actually a food critic. They don't need to know.

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Best Place to Pretend You're a Detective

But maybe you're more of a mystery solver. Maybe you want to feel like you're on the case, cracking codes, and solving crimes. Well, good news, buddy! The Best Place to Pretend You're a Detective is right around the corner. And it's called Escape Room Inland Empire! With their immersive, brain-teasing games, you can finally live out your Sherlock Holmes fantasies. Just don't forget to wear your deerstalker hat. It's not a requirement, but it is encouraged.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Kid Again

But maybe you're just looking to let loose, have some fun, and relive the glory days of your youth. Well, we've got just the place for you. The Best Place to Pretend You're a Kid Again goes to Castle Park! With their arcade games, carnival rides, and a roller rink that'll make you feel like you're in a John Hughes movie, you can finally channel your inner 12-year-old and have the time of your life. Just don't forget to call your mom when you're done. She worries.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Millionaire

But maybe you're feeling a little more... ambitious. Maybe you want to feel like you've made it. Well, lucky for you, we've got the perfect place. The Best Place to Pretend You're a Millionaire goes to PGA West! With their championship golf courses, luxurious clubhouse, and a spa that'll make you feel like you're walking on clouds, you can finally live out your Tiger Woods fantasies. Just don't forget to tip the caddy. He's seen you shank more balls than he can count.

Best Place to Pretend You're a Local (Again)

But hey, maybe you're just looking for a place to kick back, relax, and enjoy the simple things in life. Like a cold beer and some good company. Well, we've got just the place for you. The Best Place to Pretend You're a Local (Again) goes to The Salted Pig! With their craft beers, delicious food, and a laid-back atmosphere that'll make you feel like you're right at home, you can finally feel like you're a true Inland Empire local. Just don't tell them you're not. They'll see right through you.

And there you have it, folks! The Inland Empire's Best Of 2016. It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? So go out there, explore, and don't forget to have a little fun while you're at it. Because at the end of the day, isn't that what life's all about?